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Old 03-26-2007, 11:17 AM   #1
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Rev isn't always short for reverend

LISBON (Reuters) - A Portuguese group campaigning for safe roads has asked the Vatican to ensure that a priest who owns a souped-up Ford Fiesta "resist the temptations of speed."

Father Antonio Rodrigues, Portugal's only owner of a 150-horse-power Ford Fiesta 2000 ST, has boasted of his car's rapid acceleration to 130 miles per hour and "thanked God" for never being fined, the Association of Motorist Citizens said in a letter to the Pope.

"I am no speed freak," daily Correio de Manha quoted Rodrigues as saying Monday. "I have a car that I like but I drive with prudence."

The association's letter, which was published on its Web site (www.aca-m.org), cited the priest as saying he uses the car to take youngsters for spins and to zip around to "arrive on time to the three parish churches."

"We ask Your Holiness to help this unfortunate priest to ponder the gravity of his acts and the immodesty of his words and to resist the temptations of speed and boasting," the letter to the Pope said.
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Old 03-26-2007, 01:39 PM   #2
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He should go to some open track days, that's what Jesus would do.
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Old 03-27-2007, 05:28 AM   #3
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I like very much the look of the priest in the photo, with is hands together, almost saying:

"This is "just" a Fiesta....."
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Old 03-27-2007, 05:57 AM   #4
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Originally Posted by bmw06m6
To Speed Is To Be One With the Lord.

My priest is rather fond of cars, a fellow parishioner who owns a 911 Turbo lets the priest drive it from time to time.
You believe in God?
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Old 03-27-2007, 11:35 AM   #5
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I forgive him
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Old 03-28-2007, 11:11 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by pitfield
Originally Posted by bmw06m6
To Speed Is To Be One With the Lord.

My priest is rather fond of cars, a fellow parishioner who owns a 911 Turbo lets the priest drive it from time to time.
You believe in God?
I do!
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