What would you do if Paris Hilton calls you?

[Shinigami]

To be honest, I never quite understood some peoples facination with "celebrities". And by facination, I'm talking about being totally and utterly in love with them.

Most celebrities wouldn't touch a normal guy like me with a ten foot pole, and in most cases, I would never even see them 'out there' anyway.

It's kinda pointless really, plenty of hot chicks around you if you just look around. This is definitely not healthy for this Tyronne kid, he even said he'd cheat on his wife (kinda makes me think he shouldn't have gotten married in the first place... another one of those who did it waaaaay too early in life). tsk tsk, some people should slow down a bit.