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Old 11-03-2003, 04:14 PM   #1
GT-R_R34
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Default Two tall trees

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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Old 11-03-2003, 05:10 PM   #2
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LMAO, good one!
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Old 11-03-2003, 05:22 PM   #3
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I don't get it... WTH is "Ash"?
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