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Old 10-09-2005, 10:54 AM   #1
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Default Spinner tailpipes!

Oh for fucks sake...

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http://www.shoplaser.com/index.html

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/pts/100897522.html

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The SPINNER EXHAUST TIP adds a spinner to the end of a car’s exhaust pipe. The spinner will rotate in the exhaust stream. At high engine speeds the spring-loaded spinner is also pushed out of the exhaust tip, giving a visual indication of the revving engine. For a variety of cars with electronic fuel infection engine control, the SPINNER EXHAUST TIP has the beneficial effect to eliminate the initial hesitation of the engine under rapid acceleration. Furthermore, the exhaust gases emanating from the tailpipe will be uniformly dispersed into the atmosphere. In some instances the speed of the vehicle will be sufficient to create a negative presence at the outlet of the exhaust tailpipe to assist in the evacuation of the exhaust gases.
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Old 10-09-2005, 01:00 PM   #2
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good god, wait til the escilade thugs find out about this one :roll:
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Old 10-09-2005, 02:41 PM   #3
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i NEED spinner exhaust tips for my RAV4 NOW!!!
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Old 10-09-2005, 02:44 PM   #4
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OMFG...I can already see them fitting lights on that piece of shit
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Old 10-09-2005, 04:00 PM   #5
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Default Re: Spinner tailpipes!

Originally Posted by TransAm2001
Oh for fucks sake...

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you can be negative.. I'm fucking rolling in cash since I had this idea
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Old 10-09-2005, 04:02 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by Fleischmann
OMFG...I can already see them fitting lights on that piece of shit
the double bling version with an internal led powered by the fan itself is now in testing
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Old 10-09-2005, 05:22 PM   #7
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well, who ever started this is making dough.

couse every ricer will want one.

juz like the altezza reverse lights every ricer has.
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Old 10-09-2005, 10:02 PM   #8
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lol, so basically this company wants you to believe it will make your car faster! I guess i'm a bit skeptical on this, but it seems far-fetched that it will reduce your engine's inital hesitation upon acceleration. To me this sounds like the "spinners" will somehow reduce your car's inertia, pretty incredible
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Old 10-09-2005, 10:51 PM   #9
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Yes - but does it come with a black man?
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Old 10-10-2005, 12:09 AM   #10
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hmmmmm and for my next idea i have for you ladies and gentlemen. SPINNING TYPE R BADGES!!!!!! *claps furiously* and if you notice the R lights up and SPINS!!!!!
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Old 10-10-2005, 01:02 AM   #11
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Making money of ideas such as this is equivalent of becoming a millionary by scamming and stealing.
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Old 10-10-2005, 06:28 AM   #12
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Awesome. My neighbour's a ricer so ill get him to put some on his car.
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Old 10-10-2005, 09:37 AM   #13
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Stupid Ricecakes :roll: You must be seriously warped to add such a dumbass thing to your car
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Old 10-10-2005, 09:58 AM   #14
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I know it's "PICS OR STFU", but I actually saw these pieces of shit about a week ago, while driving on the 401, on an old Acura Vigor with some immigrant at the wheel and was wondering what the fuck they were. :roll:
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Old 10-10-2005, 12:46 PM   #15
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That's it... I am going to develop some Ricer shit over the next few weeks.. I vow to buy 3 JW Z06's for the Forum to share at the Nurburgring with my first Million Dollars...

All you guys have to do is help spread the word about what ever new product it is.
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