A little bit of fun

[numerouno]

Pick the month (number) you were born in:
>>
>>1----I fell in love with
>>2----I ate a
>>3----I smacked
>>4----I sang to
>>5----I gave my number to
>>6----I murdered
>>7----I shot
>>8----I gave a lap dance to
>>9----I choked on
>>10---I bitched out
>>11---I had sex with
>>12---I humped

>>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>>
>>1-------A homeless guy
>>2-------your mom
>>3-------a banana
>>4-------a fork
>>5-------a Mexican
>>6-------a gangster
>>7-------a hooker
>>8-------an ipod
>>9-------my best friends boyfriend
>>10-------a goat
>>11-------my dog
>>12-------a ninja
>>13-------the computer
>>14-------a football player
>>15-------my neighbor
>>16-------myself
>>17-------a Jones soda
>>18-------a llama
>>19-------a pickle
>>20-------a stuffed animal
>>21-------a permanent marker
>>22-------my dad
>>23-------a condom
>>24-------my psychiatrist
>>25-------a policeman
>>26-------my brother
>>27-------my sister
>>28-------a baseball bat
>>29-------a DVD player
>>30-------a paperclip
>>31-------my cell phone
>>
>>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>>
>>White------Because I was high.
>>Black-------Because I was drunk.
>>Pink--------Because I'm homosexual.
>>Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
>>Purple------Because I'm naked.
>>Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
>>Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>>Orange----Because I hate my family.
>>Other-------Because that's how I roll.


Now put them together and you get something like

I bitched out a gangster because that's how I roll!

[saadie]

..... i had sex at my bestfriends boyfriend's place Because I'm sexy and I do what I want .. lmao ... ..
sounds awfully simmilar to bmuller's case

[thepest]

I sang to my psychiatrist because I was high

[saadie]

yep .. thers is deffinetly somethign wrong ...
maybe your fav color is supposed to be purple ... but you dont know it

[r2r]

"I humped my psychiatrist Because that's how I roll."

[TopGearNL]

''I shot myself because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars''

The money isn't going to be me any good then is it

[saadie]

^^ touchy :fuck:

[stefanometa]

i gave a lapdance to a gangster beceause i hate myself...hahah

[Zot09]

I ate a Mexican because I was drunk...hahaha

[HeilSvenska]

Funny stuff. I humped a ninja because I was drunk. It better have been a chick ninja.