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Old 06-09-2007, 04:39 PM   #1
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Default new Audi A5 is useless!

Quoted "useless" by the Norwegian TAXI Union , nice ad

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Old 06-09-2007, 04:52 PM   #2
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haha ... useless for taxying around
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Old 06-09-2007, 06:13 PM   #3
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LMAO! that's great
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Old 06-11-2007, 02:02 AM   #4
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obviously it has a use...its use is transportation. they must have been high when they made this ad
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Old 06-11-2007, 08:18 PM   #5
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im lost.. i dont get it.. but be the altitude thing lol ... no seriously i dont get it
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Old 06-12-2007, 12:07 AM   #6
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Clever . Little risky for those that don't get it.
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Old 06-12-2007, 04:39 AM   #7
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Anyone who doesn't get this? I can only let you off if your English isn't great.

Your IQ must be in negative figures. IT IS A JOKE!
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Old 06-12-2007, 08:38 PM   #8
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... to be honest its a stupid ad ... not humors ...like i said it must be the oxygen Norwegian and Swedes breath lol

I GET IT!!
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Old 06-13-2007, 04:48 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by mrmojo77
Originally Posted by Pokiou
im lost.. i dont get it.. but be the altitude thing lol ... no seriously i dont get it
Maybe people don't want to drive around with taxi suitable cars with 4 or 5 doors and a big trunk.
it's a good sportscoupe, but a lousy car for driving 5 people (4) around in a city wil lots of luggage. there are no sportscar taxis in commercial use that I know of.
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Old 06-13-2007, 06:16 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by mrmojo77
Originally Posted by Skaala
Originally Posted by mrmojo77
Originally Posted by Pokiou
im lost.. i dont get it.. but be the altitude thing lol ... no seriously i dont get it
Maybe people don't want to drive around with taxi suitable cars with 4 or 5 doors and a big trunk.
it's a good sportscoupe, but a lousy car for driving 5 people (4) around in a city wil lots of luggage. there are no sportscar taxis in commercial use that I know of.
Yep, I was trying to clear the "joke" out to Pokiou, well at least how I understood it
I think a sports car taxi could be good idea. I wouldn't mind a passenger drive in a Porshce or Ferrari Maybe I should start thinking about it, because taxi cars are tax free here when bought for use only as a work equipment
ooo... can you imagine the depreciation and service costs if you drive a F430 or a 997TT 200.000kms a year? :roll: :roll: :roll: Better off with a lambo with an audi engine, quattro and long life service intervals.. haha... seriously, I have no idea what supercar service intervals are, but lambos should follow top range audi.
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Old 06-13-2007, 07:53 AM   #11
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LOL

just imagine fat businessman getting into the TAXI coupe
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Old 06-13-2007, 08:22 AM   #12
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LMAO!!

Great, just great
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